I live in California. San Diego to be exact. For those of you who never paid attention in geography class or are from Canada, San Diego is right on the border with France. Or Mexico, I forget which one. Either way, lots of people leave their respective regions to live in California because it’s better than the craphole they were born in. I know California is better because I once flew on a plane to somewhere else and it sucked. Like, really bad.

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